Sunday, February 28, 2010

All Home Work Done!!!

All three books
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

An egg inside an egg! Eggcellent?


An Auckland man has made an unusual discovery while cooking his wife some breakfast one morning, he cracked open the egg ready to put it on the fry pan and there it was another egg! He said wait a minute, this is unusual!

and unusual it was. Industry experts say the phenomenon only occurs about once in every three million eggs.

"They generally occur with young birds starting to lay and just learning the practice of laying eggs" says Michael Brooks.

"They lay a small egg, they mistake it to be just a yolk so they lay another egg over the top of that egg and so you have an egg inside an egg."

Interest in weird eggs dates back to 1250 when Dominican friar Albertus Magnus recorded his discovery of "an egg with two shells". Mr Biggen has offered his find to the Auckland Museum, but has also thought of a way to cash in.

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Who's that weird looking homeless women in Dicks booth...

I did my speech today!!! I know i added three of these things !!! I have nothing better to do with my life OKAY!

Yea it went well, to some extent. But yea some of the people with no lives laughed, so  that was OK...

However some of them did use a power point to go with their speech which I think is cheating. i forgot about the cue cards but I thought It was better anyway! 


Hey guys one other thing i found a cool website while using stumbleupon so here is a Facebook album with some of the links and the url in http://www.shoeboxblog.com it has some cool cheesy jokes


If the Facebook album link doesn't work copy and paste this in your address bar.

Speech 001

Here is my speech if you want to see it.

If I Were the Prime Minster, A lot of things would change.
However I don’t think that the adults would vote for me!


  • For a start all little sisters would be sent to military camp if they annoyed the brothers.
  • I would buy a gumball machine and feed candy to the world.
  • I would make school lunches longer.
  • I would PLAY GOLF! I see a lot of prime ministers and presidents doing this!
  • I'd release all the top secret documents on UFOs
  • I would have a national hug day.
  • I would know that aliens are real!
  • Miley Cyrus would no longer exist. HA HA HA
  • Supermarkets will become more common than dairies. I think it is going to turn out this way, I don’t think we can stop it.
  • I would meet obama and other famous people.
 I would make cars cheaper and make go carts legal on some roads! That way kids could drive around. Though I wouldn’t trust some kids while driving.
  • Someone will invent a time machine and then I would go back in time and stop the people cutting down the Amazon.
  • Not make war with other countries. I think this is a very important one!
  • Become the richest country in the world. Also Important!
  • Littering shall have a jail sentence! ETHAN
  • I would stop china growing to global power. This will happen, I think.
  • Wall Street will move to New Zealand! Then we can be held responsible for the economic downturn.
  • I would also encourage celebrities to donate a third of what they make to the homeless people in our country and other countries as well.
  • Get someone to make a machine that grabs whales of the beaches of New Zealand and throws them out in the sea.
  • Sink one of the Japanese’s whaling ships. Maybe not just “One”
  • Buy Robots off Japan! To work for us.
  • Take all troops out of Afghanistan
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And finally the last and most important one!
If I were prime minister I would resign!





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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Tennis Can turn people into animals!

Yea thats a way of saying... I lost my tennis match =[. but you guys still love me right, RIGHT
yea i lost 7-1 in my singles and my doubles...
But I was still awesome!!!
the truth was... I had to let him win so he could regain his mental heath. TIM YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT! "SHUT UP CAMERON" 
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Friday, February 19, 2010

Interviews

Ahh Interviews Today, Kill Me NOW!!!
This is gpoing to be lots of fun and awkwardness.
I hope i get the job!
Thanks to yous still reading.
I am posting this at night so im going to go have icecream!
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Thursday, February 18, 2010

I'M BEING SPRAYED BY TOXIC WASTE!!!

Joking (in case you didn't know! =)
No Not really but am soaked from the hose. i was going up to get the hose i had just turned on and the the wind blew all the water on me! yea i have an exciting life! 

The leadership job interviews are tomorrow!!! Ahhhhhhhhh 
I don't want to do them because i am afraid i will stuff up major. And i bet i will. any tips?

In technology we made a LED circuit, but instead of lighting up the bulb like normal people, we used it to shock our tongue. It feels like a slow burning!

A Short Post!

Hello I am writing just a short one today, but I might post one tonight. I spend to much time designing my blog that i didn't post, sorry.
Please share this blog post!

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Monday, February 15, 2010

Leadership Jobs

At wadestown School every year the year 8's have to take a leadership job, this year its my turn i have applyed for the kotare house leader, and the head of student council. however this isn't what i expected, there is a enough work to put you off even before you get the job!
I have to get to school now im very tired went to bed at 11:20pm

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Sent from Wellington, New Zealand

Sunday, February 14, 2010

A Very Helpful Site

one of the best how to video sites i have ever come across

in reference to: How To Videos on Howcast | The best how to videos on the web (view on Google Sidewiki)

New Facebook Design

most people are saying that the new facebook design sucks, get over it. i've heard enough. its fine and only takes a minute to find were everything is, overall the new design is much better

in reference to: Facebook (view on Google Sidewiki)

THE INTERNET IS DIEING!!!

ell Not really, but there will be a day a beautiful day were people no longer want to go on the Internet, there will be so much content that, i takes for ever to find stuff everything will become slower, More ads will appear, and more POP UPS!!! and heaps of Internet hacks There is stopping this day, I would like to call it, The day the Internet stood sill, that would be a cool movie, one day schools will all be run from the computers, school would be cheaper, and people with out 5 TB laptops would be looked at as if they were nothing. i am warning you Internet, I'M WARNING YOU!!
I believe this even will take place on December 21 or December 23, 2012, that's right a lot less time than you expected!!

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Contact

Contacting me is easy, I only want people to contact me via email, so here it is timmyarmstrong98[at]gmail[dot]com

The First Post of Many! (I hope!)

Hello and welcome ladies and gentalmen to my award winning (in my mind) blog! please drop a comment and follow my blog for more updates!